So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Randomize
