i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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