So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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