the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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