I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Dicks are not precious.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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