pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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