Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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