We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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