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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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