The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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