Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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