so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
People in love make me want to vomit
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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