normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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