i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im holly from the hills drunk
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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