His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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