ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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