This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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