after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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