The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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