I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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