so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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