it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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