Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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