If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
