If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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