Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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