i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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