She even gives head with a lisp.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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