Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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