So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
They have beer where we have blood.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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