Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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