Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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