that's an acceptable place to lick
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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