I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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