BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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