what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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