I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think your dad took our porno
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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