Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
