We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you win again, gameday.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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