Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My room smells like vodka and shame
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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