do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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