this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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