i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
