So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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