yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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