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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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