My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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