Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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