It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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