So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
A+ Viking dick
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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