My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I could fuck to npr.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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