ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
