I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
