Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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