On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
