Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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