So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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